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On 7/15/2024 at 2:41 PM, TheMaximumHornetSting said:

Talk about a once in a lifetime opportunity because Ibpersonally havent seen a WV squad look that invigorated in the modern era... 

You should watch some of those WVU teams from the 80s and 90s.  Super talented...but could never get over the hump.  Kinda like Ohio State in the 90s.

1988 and 1993 in particular.  Major Harris doesn't get hurt against ND in 88 and they have a title.

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5 minutes ago, Frosty4024 said:

You should watch some of those WVU teams from the 80s and 90s.  Super talented...but could never get over the hump.  Kinda like Ohio State in the 90s.

You just helped me narrow down my list for who I want my dynasty to be: 

West Virginia 

Wazzu 

UCLA 

Toledo 

Georgia Tech 

Utah 

Memphis 

Hawaii

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1 hour ago, Frosty4024 said:

If they're having hard time now, don't tell them about adjusting sliders to make it more difficult.

After some hands on experience I think Ima start off on All American... 

Heisman and Heisman Legend are gonna fucking crush some souls... 

I'm already watching someone trying to build a dynasty with Virginia Tech get railroaded at home by Freaking Villanova... 

They are down 17-44 at the half to Villanova in Football.... 

Bro is about to set the Hokies back 5 decades with this loss... 

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1 hour ago, TheMaximumHornetSting said:

And in true Baylor fashion... 

Bro got down to the UTEP 2 yard line... 

QB sneak got blown the fuck up in the backfield and bro must have had a Butterfingers before the play because he fumbled that shit horrendously... 

UTEP's now up 44-24... 

Lol.

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@Frosty4024  @Cossacks @HurricaneNick @nptb17 @HooverOutlaw So I took it low and slow... 

Stayed up learning the new controls... 

Decided to play on All-American instead of Heisman and I decided to turn Wazzu into the Dynasty they where always meant to be in honor of Mike Leech... 

ALL-AMERICAN is still out here cooking folks... 

I'm 6-1 with Wazzu right now... 

Schedule so far: 

Vs. Ball State W 33-14

Vs. Buffalo W 42-21

Vs. Washington-Apple Cup-Mandatory game. W 17-10 

Vs. Boise State W 17-7 

Vs. Utah State W 27-0 

Vs. Florida W 10-0 

 

Now I decided to truly earn my stripes with Game 7... on the road to Tuscaloosa against #1 Alabama and this is where the difficulty decided to remind me that I'm not Mike Leech... 

I can not operate the air raid like he did... 

Because first play of the game Alabama/Malachi Nelson pulls a pick 6 out their ass on me and runs it back 65 yards for a TD... 

I get the Ball back down 7-0 I run it... get 8 yards on the play on a lucky hole up the middle... 

FLAG ON THE PLAY HOLDING! 

Because the refs wanna break me down... 

Run it again... Lose 8 yards on a blown Inside rush... 

3rd&22 because fuck me... 

I go for a Deep PA pass... 

Beautiful 40 yard bomb... caught,sealed delivered.... 

FLAG ON THE PLAY 

Ineligible  receiver down field.... replay 3rd down... 

Run a simple Jet sweep... 

Miscommunication... 

Widest open fumble known to man kind... 

Alabama scoop and score... now I'm down 14-0... 

Alabama Kicks the ball... I return it down to the Alabama 22 yard line... 

Another Jet sweep to the weak side on Bama... 

I gain 20... down to the Bama 2 yard line... 

Shits going good... 

Simple  inside rush... 

FUMBLE 

Bama scoop... 

99 yard Scoop and score... 

Down 21-0 at the end of the 1st... 

I return the KO... 

FUMBLE... 

Bama recovers on my 33 yard line... 

Jalen Milroe comes on field... He's a 99 overall A+ rated player... WHO THE FUCK MADE THESE RATINGS?

Jalen Milroe TD run on a QB sneak... 

I give up and whip out the hot seat Rum flask... it's empty... I drained it dry at the half....

Ended up losing 52-24. 

I FUCKING HATE THIS GAME AND I HATE ALABAMA

 

 

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19 hours ago, TheMaximumHornetSting said:

@Frosty4024  @Cossacks @HurricaneNick @nptb17 @HooverOutlaw So I took it low and slow... 

Stayed up learning the new controls... 

Decided to play on All-American instead of Heisman and I decided to turn Wazzu into the Dynasty they where always meant to be in honor of Mike Leech... 

ALL-AMERICAN is still out here cooking folks... 

I'm 6-1 with Wazzu right now... 

Schedule so far: 

Vs. Ball State W 33-14

Vs. Buffalo W 42-21

Vs. Washington-Apple Cup-Mandatory game. W 17-10 

Vs. Boise State W 17-7 

Vs. Utah State W 27-0 

Vs. Florida W 10-0 

 

Now I decided to truly earn my stripes with Game 7... on the road to Tuscaloosa against #1 Alabama and this is where the difficulty decided to remind me that I'm not Mike Leech... 

I can not operate the air raid like he did... 

Because first play of the game Alabama/Malachi Nelson pulls a pick 6 out their ass on me and runs it back 65 yards for a TD... 

I get the Ball back down 7-0 I run it... get 8 yards on the play on a lucky hole up the middle... 

FLAG ON THE PLAY HOLDING! 

Because the refs wanna break me down... 

Run it again... Lose 8 yards on a blown Inside rush... 

3rd&22 because fuck me... 

I go for a Deep PA pass... 

Beautiful 40 yard bomb... caught,sealed delivered.... 

FLAG ON THE PLAY 

Ineligible  receiver down field.... replay 3rd down... 

Run a simple Jet sweep... 

Miscommunication... 

Widest open fumble known to man kind... 

Alabama scoop and score... now I'm down 14-0... 

Alabama Kicks the ball... I return it down to the Alabama 22 yard line... 

Another Jet sweep to the weak side on Bama... 

I gain 20... down to the Bama 2 yard line... 

Shits going good... 

Simple  inside rush... 

FUMBLE 

Bama scoop... 

99 yard Scoop and score... 

Down 21-0 at the end of the 1st... 

I return the KO... 

FUMBLE... 

Bama recovers on my 33 yard line... 

Jalen Milroe comes on field... He's a 99 overall A+ rated player... WHO THE FUCK MADE THESE RATINGS?

Jalen Milroe TD run on a QB sneak... 

I give up and whip out the hot seat Rum flask... it's empty... I drained it dry at the half....

Ended up losing 52-24. 

I FUCKING HATE THIS GAME AND I HATE ALABAMA

 

 

I can't believe Alabama's defense gave up 24.

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On 7/18/2024 at 11:54 PM, Frosty4024 said:

Lol.

They need to rename this shit NCAA Stroke inducer 2025.... 

@Bormio @Cossacks @HooverOutlawYou'll get a laugh outta this...

Me and a bunch of friends went into dynasty mode online and decided to coach different teams and what not and see if we could get into the playoffs... 

Now when you do this you can watch your friends games/progress both live and recorded.... 

One of my cousins is coaching Clemson and again I'm Wazzu.... 

I watched this man play against a mutual friend whose coaching South Carolina with Shane Beamers Playbook...

My cousin goes up 35-33 against South Carolina. 

He kicked it off... 

4th qtr 5 seconds left... 

I hear our friend Yell "DONT UNDERESTIMATE  BEAMER BALL BITCH!" 

THE  ultimate Hail Mary 4 Clemson defenders on 1 South Carolina WR... 

I looked away for a split second and all I hear

"TD GAMECOCKS 80 YARD BOMB TO WIN THE GAME!".... 

My cousin goes offline immediately.... 

I haven't heard shit from him since 2pm 

LOL... 

This Game is giving folks strokes man...

 

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23 minutes ago, Frosty4024 said:

It wasn't the highest difficulty either. 

@TheMaximumHornetSting I think I'll start playing tomorrow tomorrow myself.  Been too busy with work and family stuff to enjoy the game yet.

It's fun man but no BS when I say this... 

All-American and above is hard... 

The difficulty lives up to its name... 

Once I adapt to my Mike Leach classics Air raid playbook I'm taking it off All-American and going to Heisman where I will proceed to shoot myself after the game  starts turning into fumble simulator every  time I try to convert on 3rd&3 again... 

The worst 2 things to happen to me outside of the Alabama cluster fuck... 

In my friends shared dynasty mode... 

I finished in the top 5 (#5) with Wazzu and still got left outta the 12 team playoff... 

Then in my bowl game I fumbled on a QB sneak in the Kelloggs Frosted Flakes bowl at the Miami 1 yard line... 

QB sneak got blown the fuck up... 

Miami recovered scooped... then fumbled the fumble... 

Proceeded to recover the fumbled fumble and then score... 

I proceeded to drain my rum flask dry and go to bed... 

 

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The worst things I've seen in Heisman mode though... 

One of my friends coaching Auburn... 

Got to the Iron Bowl... 

Won the coin toss... 

Deferred to the 2nd half... 

Kicks off to Bama... 

Bama receives in the end zone... 

Doesn't kneel... 

You see where this is going.... 

Because he sure as hell didnt.... 

Right side of the field wide open... 

Bama hits the lone auburn defender with an ankle breaker... 

Nothing but green... 

One defender catches up... 

And I shit you not... 

I can not stress this enough... 

Even in a game... 

The Defender gets drug for 20 yards... 

TD BAMA!!!! 

4 Auburn injuries on that single unfortunate  series of events... 

I laughed my ass off...

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They tried to go all in on the realism... 

Recruiting is important... 

But see I'm coaching Wazzu... 

And I'm competing  against other actual players not the CPU.... 

And what's happening is I'm having a hard time getting kids to wanna come to Pullman,WA despite the fact Im turning them into somewhat of a football school... 

So I'm fighting for my recruiting life.... 

And I'm losing 2 stars  and 3 stars to fucking Florida Atlantic,San Jose State and Florida International... 

I forgot FL International  still played football.... 

I just lost my lone 5* verbal committ 10 minutes ago to Texas Tech who is currently ranked #3... 

Idk what sick twisted events are going on in our massive ass Dynasty server... 

But man.... 

I just got a score update... 6-0 #7 LSU just lost to 4-2 unranked Troy 7-0 in OT and all I see is a text message in the group chat that says "I told yo dumbass that LSU had a Troy allergy... I told you to schedule Ball State but you didn't listen now you can kiss your playoff hopes goodbye"

#8 Texas just lost to #15 Colorado 13-0 at home... 

But the biggest upset of the night 

Jacksonville State goes on the road to #1 FSU... Wins 17-13... 

It's nothing but pain in the Trenches tonight boys... 

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On 7/18/2024 at 12:32 PM, Frosty4024 said:

If they're having hard time now, don't tell them about adjusting sliders to make it more difficult.

Oh yea Ima tell you ahead of time... 

Don't do simulation... 

One of my friends just did... 

He got Alabama  to #1 

Simmed the final non-conference game... 

That shit had unranked North Texas upset Alabama  in Tuscaloosa 27-7.... 

And it completely dropped him from the top 12

Simulation is currently a disaster... 

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3 hours ago, TheMaximumHornetSting said:

Oh yea Ima tell you ahead of time... 

Don't do simulation... 

One of my friends just did... 

He got Alabama  to #1 

Simmed the final non-conference game... 

That shit had unranked North Texas upset Alabama  in Tuscaloosa 27-7.... 

And it completely dropped him from the top 12

Simulation is currently a disaster... 

Simulation keeps things "interesting."

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