noonereal Posted November 5, 2018 Report Share Posted November 5, 2018 Well, it finally happened. As those of you know who follow my never ending diatribes launched from strange perspective on all sorts of subjects, I have long called the out the 4 legged terrorists for the dangers they place on you me and our loved ones. Yes, I am speaking of the deer population. Bambi and his ilk, if you will. Well, I am driving down the road at 7am when I am ambushed by a cell of these lean predators. The big one got out in front of my car and when I swerved the little one launched himself at my car in a suicide mission. I escaped serious injury but for my quick reactions. This little one could not have been more than a few months old. What kind of animals are they? To send their youth on death missions. With all the money I send to Washington and all the talk from the White House I did not expect an attack like this in my own town. This guy has got to go and we need someone that will produce and get these stealthy animals out of the country or behind bars! Vote Democratic tomorrow,. The GOP had it's chance and failed. 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolebull813 Posted November 6, 2018 Report Share Posted November 6, 2018 4 hours ago, noonereal said: Well, it finally happened. As those of you know who follow my never ending diatribes launched from strange perspective on all sorts of subjects, I have long called the out the 4 legged terrorists for the dangers they place on you me and our loved ones. Yes, I am speaking of the deer population. Bambi and his ilk, if you will. Well, I am driving down the road at 7am when I am ambushed by a cell of these lean predators. The big one got out in front of my car and when I swerved the little one launched himself at my car in a suicide mission. I escaped serious injury but for my quick reactions. This little one could not have been more than a few months old. What kind of animals are they? To send their youth on death missions. With all the money I send to Washington and all the talk from the White House I did not expect an attack like this in my own town. This guy has got to go and we need someone that will produce and get these stealthy animals out of the country or behind bars! Vote Democratic tomorrow,. The GOP had it's chance and failed. Weren't you complaining about this when Nobama was your President? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noonereal Posted November 6, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2018 10 hours ago, Nolebull813 said: Weren't you complaining about this when Nobama was your President? Yes!!!! He too failed us. These terror cells are all over... no one is safe. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolebull813 Posted November 6, 2018 Report Share Posted November 6, 2018 27 minutes ago, noonereal said: Yes!!!! He too failed us. These terror cells are all over... no one is safe. They will laugh at you until this is staring at them, and only then will they understand what you been preaching all along 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarterBlue Posted November 6, 2018 Report Share Posted November 6, 2018 4 hours ago, Nolebull813 said: They will laugh at you until this is staring at them, and only then will they understand what you been preaching all along Maybe I will join the deer militia. If I remember correctly, they are vegetarians. So, they won't eat me. I could give them a lot of useful intelligence on humans and their nefarious ways! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zulu1128 Posted November 6, 2018 Report Share Posted November 6, 2018 Just had a near encounter with a nice-looking 8-point terrorist as I was pulling into my neighborhood a few minutes ago. 'Tis the season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
concha Posted November 6, 2018 Report Share Posted November 6, 2018 Grab Ol' Bessie, join PETA and fire up the grill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommygun58 Posted November 6, 2018 Report Share Posted November 6, 2018 I had a 1973 MGB & ran over a dead deer on a dark road.It got stuck under my car & started cooking.I had to jack up to the max to pull it out.Car smelled like burnt meat & hair for a month every time I drove it.Car wash didn't do squat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
concha Posted November 6, 2018 Report Share Posted November 6, 2018 5 minutes ago, tommygun58 said: I had a 1973 MGB & ran over a dead deer on a dark road.It got stuck under my car & started cooking.I had to jack up to the max to pull it out.Car smelled like burnt meat & hair for a month every time I drove it.Car wash didn't do squat. Must've been a Bambi. How would an MGB survive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommygun58 Posted November 6, 2018 Report Share Posted November 6, 2018 17 minutes ago, concha said: Must've been a Bambi. How would an MGB survive? It was already dead & probably been run over a few times.I was going pretty fast & almost went through the convertible top. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarterBlue Posted November 6, 2018 Report Share Posted November 6, 2018 13 minutes ago, tommygun58 said: It was already dead & probably been run over a few times.I was going pretty fast & almost went through the convertible top. You are lucky! It could have been much worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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